Top 5 Interesting Facts about GoodoldWooz

After his return to this year's WNS, I figured I should make my list dedicated to friendly elder GoodOldWooz.

5. He and Woozarazzi are the only Woozband members to have their real names unknown.
Even Goodold's wife Nona has her name known.


4. He was indirectly involved in a funny contest
In November 2015, MaxWooz made a contest for Woozens to take funny selfies. The winner was a woozen named trinityslider whose picture was GoodoldWooz as a ballerina. She was wearing the GoodoldWooz Giant Head while wearing a bunk ballet tutu and dancing. It was featured in the 176th WoozPaper.  http://www.woozworld.com/community/woozpaper-vol-176/


3. He is close to Fil and Eva
While it is unconfirmed if Goodoldwooz is related to them, he tried to help them rescue their sick father with Azurium flowers. I'm not sure if he's related to them but I know he isn't the father. I must say, looking that up squashed my hypothesis about them being made artificially. (wow they actually have real parents!!)


2. He and NonaWooz are the only Woozband couple to still be together.
Jenny and Max split in 2014. Zeena and Zack split in 2015. Jenny and Zack split circa 2011 after Jenny told him she loved Max. Jay and Mya dated briefly in 2016, only to split days later. With no confirmation of a breakup, it is beloved he and Nona are still 2gether4ever.

1. We don't know
The title of this fact isn't a joke. In 2014, a school lunch lady called Ms. Neon kidnapped GoodoldWooz after he found an important discovery. LilyWooz made an Eventz called Pretty Little Mystery and Woozens could find out who did it between Ms. Neon and 5 other suspects. In the end Ms. Neon was caught, she was revealed to be Zeena's alter ego, GoodoldWooz was recovered, and Woozens posted things on his Wallz to retrace his memory. (TBH I troll-posted "GoodoldWooz, you forgot to give me 999,999 Beex please hand it over") But the discovery GoodoldWooz made before his kidnapping is still a mystery and who knows what it might have been? Two things' for sure: it's very important and it's something Zeena would not approve of.

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